Anyone have such dream or hope before that one day your love one or someone who love love come to your recsue?
    But however sometime dream and the real world is not the same.... 

A woman was having a daytime affair while  her husband
was at work. On one wet and lusty day she was in bed
with her  boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
husband's car pull into the  driveway.

"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to
her  lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home
early!"

"I can't  jump out the window!" came the strangled reply
from beneath the sheets "It's  raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us  both!"
she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very
large gun!  The rain is the least of your problems".

So the boyfriend scoots out of  bed , grabs his clothes
and jumps out the window!

As he began running  down the street in the pouring rain,
he quickly discovered he had run right  into the middle of
the town's annual marathon.

So he started running  along beside the others about 300
of them. Being naked, with his clothes  tucked under his
arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.

It  wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small
group of runners, who  had been studying him with some curiosity,
jogged closer.

"Do you  always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air.  "It feels so
wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin
while  you're running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always  run
carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our  friend answered breathlessly. "That way I
can get dressed right at the end of  the run and get in
my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his  eyes a little lower and queried.

"Do you always wear a condom when you  run?"

"Only if it's raining."

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and
the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being
asked
3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance
starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting
with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the
board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be
disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so
many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another
chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
The Judges fainted..!!!

 

 

Doraemon and Hello Kitty were out on the streets one day.

When Doraemon saw Hello Kitty, he waved and greeted her, "Hello Kitty!"

Hello Kitty, however, didn't greet him in return. Why didn't she?


















(She didn't have a mouth.)


Now, she was feeling pretty bad about appearing rude, so she stitched a mouth on herself and went off to look for Doraemon.

When she saw him, she greeted him enthusiastically.


Doraemon, however, ignored her. Why didn't he acknowledge her greeting?











(He couldn't hear her - he didn't have ears